Meowdy howdy
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin’
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
when you’re just having one of those days
person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
my bed is my cloud and i’m the little angel that sleeps on it
There’s a lot going on
i can’t wait until i’m in my own little apartment lying on the couch with my pet and the love of my life beside me